Music Wednesday - Eminem - Syllables (Ft. Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Cashis & Stat Quo)

Usher ripped off Simpsons?

Most of you are saying hey it's music Wednesday what is this? Proof that I'd way rather listen to a Simpson's Musical then Usher any day. At least they are original. Have a listen after the break. You be the judge.

Music Wednesday - Enrique Iglesias "Tonight" (I'm F**kin' You) Lyric Video - [feat. Ludacr...

Reservations

Via Damn you Auto Correct - Reservations

I had to share this with you internet.

So a little old lady gets on a bus and sits next to two funny looking Italians. As they begin their ride she over hears the conversation the two are having. She hears the one Italian say: "M and then I cum and the two asses and then I cum again and then two more asses and then I cum again then a Pee-pee and then I cum again and it's done". She snaps her head quickly around giving a death stare. "I don't want to know what you are talking about but please keep it to yourself it is disturbing and gross". They look at each other and the one explains "I was just explaining to my friend how to spell Mississippi".

BAM "(M) and then (I) cum and the two (S) asses and then (I) cum again and then two more (S) asses and then (I) cum again then a (P)ee-(p)ee and then (I) cum again and it's done".

Bold Australian Flavored Milk AD

Nothing like exploiting others for your own profits. On a much funnier note I guess the guy with the mistress was also having a side affair on his mistress with some 25 year old. This guy is BOLD; just like this Iced Coffee. Check Please!

[Via The DailyWhat]

More than meets the eye.

That will teach us to use a smart grid.

[Via Abstruse Goose ]

Please allow me this moment to fuck with your head.

Aspirins - Cutter from Mr. Harrison on Vimeo.

Best LED costume

And I spent $20 on snow white for my daughter why? very cute

[Via Wired]

Music Wednesday - Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU

In the Neutral Zone

I had one of these moments this morning. "I need the computer to do this right now... WTF updates? Really!?!? Now!?!?"
[Via Abstruse Goose via The Daily what]

Differnt app Friday - Text Repeater Free

TOP APP

NEW

UPDATED

PRICE DROP

Install

Text Repeater Free for Android on AppBrain

Ever have one of those days when you just want to bug the shit out of someone? Manually sending them multiple text messages getting your hands all cramped? Feel like harassing that hotty from the bar that gave you their number and then didn't pick up the phone? Looking for an automated way to get your friends to beat the living crap out of you?

Music Wednesday - Ludacris - My Chick Bad ft. Nicki Minaj

My new hero "Detained By The Feds For Not Answering Questions"

Paul Karl from Knife Tricks wrote a very good blog post back this last spring:
I Am Detained By The Feds For Not Answering Questions

I'm posting this because I think there is something we should all take away from this; that the government does work for us, NOT the other way around. We as law abiding citizens need to remember this and not lose sight, and that any small rights we give away now can lead to us giving away much larger rights later. The Police are here to "protect and serve" US!

He writes:

"“Why were you in China?” asked the passport control officer, a woman with the appearance and disposition of a prison matron.

“None of your business,” I said.

Her eyes widened in disbelief.

“Excuse me?” she asked.

“I’m not going to be interrogated as a pre-condition of re-entering my own country,” I said.

Public Restroom Rules

[Via gearfuse via the Daily What]

Different app Thursday - Masturbator Pro

TOP APP

NEW

UPDATED

PRICE DROP

Install

Masturbator Pro for Android on AppBrain
"Your phone smells funny" - there is an app for that. Now with new great features like alternating and vibrate in background.

I'm especially tickled that this is not just named Masturbator, but Masturbator Pro no less.

QR downlaod Masturbator Pro

Music Wednesday - Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare

Nightmare!
(Now your nightmare comes to life)

Dragged ya down below
Down to the devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
But God ain't on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor

Flesh is burning
You can smell it in the air
Cause men like you have
Such easy soul to steal (steal)
So stand in line while
They ink numbers in your head
You're now a slave
Until the end of time here
Nothing stops the madness,
Burning, haunting, yearning
Pull the trigger

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

(While your nightmare comes to life)

Can't wake up and sweat
Cause it ain't over yet
Still dancing with your demons
Victim of your own creation
Beyond the will to fight
Where all that's wrong is right
Where hate don't need a reason
Loathing self-assassination

You've been lied to
Just to rape you of your site
And now they have the nerve
To tell you how to feel (feel)
So sedated as they
Medicate your brain
And while you slowly
Go insane they tell ya
"Given with the best intentions
help you with your complications"

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
No one to call
Everybody to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

Fight
Not to fail
Not to fall
Or you'll end up like the others
Die
Die again
Drenched in sin
With no respect for another

Down
Feel the fire
Feel the hate
Your pain is what we desire
Lost
Hit the wall
Watch you crawl
Such a replaceable liar

And I know you hear their voices
Calling from above
And I know they may seem real
These signals of love
But our life's made up of choices
Some without appeal
They took for granted your soul
And it's ours now to steal

(As your nightmare comes to life)

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
No one to call
Everybody to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

[Lyrics via azlyrics.com]

“I’m tellin’ you these white folk have had it and they can’t take much more.”

I think he is a lot closer to being factual than most people would like to believe.



(Via I Hate the Media)

Baby with a mustache sings about being drunk

[Via the Daily What]

Music Wednesday - LACUNA COIL - I Wont Tell You

Songwriters: Biazzi, Marco; Ferro, Andrea; Gilmore, Don; Migliore, Cristiano; Mozzati, Christiano; Scabbia, Cristina; Zelati, Marco
See the lyrics to this song after the break...

Music Wednesday Send me on my way - Rusted Root

You like a my pubes on your face?

Girlfriend Pranked With Pube Mustache

The Reality distortion field is strong with this one

This just proves that Steve Job's is a Sith Lord! I'm so sick of this crap at this point it is ridiculous, but this just cracks me up.


I wouldn't have understood if it hadn't been for the Chinese subtitles. BTW best part of this video is where the guy goes to complain about the signal issues and then gets his fingers chopped! You can't hold it wrong now; Oh man. I'm going to go find a rock now until this antennagate blows over.

View From the Left: Obama Speechwriter Mort Zuckerman on Administration

Truths spoken by a General and now truth from those that write the President's speeches. America, please, please wake up! Mort Zuckerman shows his view on the current administration:

"The hope that fired up the election of Barack Obama has flickered out, leaving a national mood of despair and disappointment. Americans are dispirited over how wrong things are and uncertain they can be made right again. Hope may have been a quick breakfast, but it has proved a poor supper. A year and a half ago Obama was walking on water. Today he is barely treading water. Then, his soaring rhetoric enraptured the nation. Today, his speeches cannot lift him past a 45 percent approval rating.

BMW Ad: Classic

Forget Foo just posted an older ad from BMW that is spot on.

Lindsay Lohan the Game

Ever wished you could be a drunk ex-child star on the verge of losing there freedoms to the court? Well now you can!!

This is your Captain speaking...

Captain Ray has you covered with some up-to-date flight information.


If I was in a flight like this I think I would somehow feel safer. Even if he was just playing around, I wonder what the other people on the flight were talking about afterward. Enjoy your flight!

At least it wasn't like this flight:

Music Wednesday - Jimmie's chicken shack - do right

Won't make the bed up straight
I always stay out late
I never take you out
That's what you're all about

I always smell like smoke
Everything's just a joke
I never look at you
When you come hear me sing

Steve Jobs tells Bill Gates about being sued over the iPhone

It's one of those things you don't see everyday; Bill Gates and Steve Jobs getting together.

via reflectionof.me

Music Wednesday - Citizen Cope's Sideways

Sorry it's late!

My little ray of Sun shine

It was a very long nasty weather weekend here in the QCA, but Saturday night I found this little ray of sun that brought a smile to my face. I think someone needs to order more 'Y's and get them in quick! Thank you Wendy's marketing department. 38th ST and almost 14th Ave in Rock Island if your close by.

Music Wednesday - Tupac Changes

Happy B-Day Tupac! RIP - He would have been 39 today.

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch
Cops give a damn about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares

Taking the Care Bears to the next level

Sleepy, tired? Just can't seem to get going today. How about some Care Bears to get you started off on the right foot?

I remember the Care Bears when I was younger. I think I like them more now.

[Topless Robot]

Oh, so thats what they do all day.

[The Daily What via thefrogman]

Keanu Meme

Poor Keanu don't let it it get down. Whatever that it is?

After seeing Keanu very depressed these past few weeks it looks like he's having a great time after his friends gifted him some new Kitchen cutlery. Nothing like cooking to bring up the spirits.
 
Wait a min that smile looks a bit creepy... maybe the gift of sharp objects wasn't such a great idea.

[The Daily what via reddit.]

Music Wednesday - Rehab - Bartender *NSFW*

Bert and Ernie cake topper for same sex marriages

I'm not gay but if I had friends that were and are looking to get married I'd recommend the Bert and Ernie cake topper. By the time you "reach" the back of the cake your going to be saying "wow... what a nice cake".

Many more interesting choices by Mike Leavitt.

Music Wednesday - The Prodigy - Firestarter

Summer Heat is on!

I'm the trouble starter, punking instigator.
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated.
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
I'm the self-inflicted, punk detonator.
Yeah, I'm the one invented, twisted animator.
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter,
you're the firestarter, twisted firestarter.
starter... starter... starter...

Whatchu talkin’ about God?

Gary Coleman DIED?!?! Whatchu talkin’ about?

Maybe too soon?

[VIA The Daily what|The Washington Post]

IRON BABY

Wow is all that is needed. And I think that I might like watching this more than the actual IRON MAN II.



What if they combined this with "Baby's day out"? Funny and awesome. And it was too a CUTE movie! Wait a min, did I just capitalize cute?

Worth the click

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/8855048.html

Worst Wedding DJ EVER!

There has been a lot of talk about this lately. The guy is definitly that type of wedding singer.


[Via urlesque]

Music Wednesday - Slipknot - Duality with Paul and Roy Mayorga

We will miss you Paul Gray. One thing you may not know about Paul is has filled in as bassist for Unida during their 2003 tour, appeared on Drop Dead, Gorgeous' Worse Than a Fairy Tale, toured briefly with Reggie and the Full Effect and appeared on the Roadrunner United project, performing bass on "The Enemy" and "Baptized in the Redemption" from the project's album The All-Star Sessions. [via Wikipedia for Paul Gray]

In this clip Paul gets down to Duality with Roy Mayorga from Stone Sour. No lyrics needed.

Can we say I told you so?

I remember having this discussion several times.

The point is starting to sink in. By the way friends did you now that bill collectors are starting to use the information from you Facebook to track you down. You know those guys that call your phone a couple times a day? And you were wondering how they got your number.Maybe it was that new friend that is now spamming you to go see there new naked pictures? Might want to check your privacy settings again ;)

[via xkcd]

Music Wednesday - Nikhil Korula Band ~ So High

The Nikhil Korula Band. No Lyrics today as I have forgotten the CD. However you can pick this up on the cheap from Amazon if you like that Bonnaroo sound. Many other good songs like Cool, and Truth also on the same CD (Links to Videos; however the SOLO Cool is not as good as the band's full version in my opinion).

The Way Things Work ~ Nikhil Korula Band
Starting as low as $5! When I picked up mine last month it was $3! Great buy!

Rachel Uchitel going to Playboy, world yawns in shock.

If you could make a resume for Playboy Rachel Uchitel has one hell of a work history.

Between the scandal of Tiger Woods and now David Boreanaz the little hoe has made the best name that playboy could buy. Now not only can we see who she slept with but how it looked. Yea! NOT.

Well if we are in any luck the meme would hold to be true Cougars die younger than sugar daddies.

[Via Fox news]
[pic via sosojuicy]

G Spot Shot

Oh yes you heard right. I need a job on the news I could do a little better.

Cougars die younger than sugar daddies

Ah the Cougar, majestic, deadly moves swiftly to her prey. And then without warning goes in for the kill! Just kidding we've all learned from popular culture what a cougar is, and if you've been to some of our local drinking establishments lord knows you've seen some. But has anyone asked; "Is this healthy behavior?".

A recent German study of the marriage and death records of two million Dutch men and women says NO.

"A woman who bags a man seven to nine years younger than her is 20 percent more likely to die than someone married to a man her own age. And when a cougar weds someone more than 15 years younger than her, the risk soars to more than 30 percent." Fox news

Most of this is blamed on the social differences that comes with age.
It becomes more interesting when things shift to Sugar Daddies the study finds the opposite:

"a man with a wife seven to nine years his junior is 7 per cent less likely to die at any given time than one who picks a woman of the same age" The Daily Mail

They say that between the two the Cougar's mate may not take care of her in her older age, plus along with the added stress of her friends possibly shunning her could be part to blame. But the Sugar daddies mate would take care of him along with giving him that needed "bump" for his social and physical fitness.

Today's lesson: If your a woman dating a younger man you should stop before it kills you!!! If your a man dating a younger woman, good on ya! Hugh Hefner kinda proves the male point. BTW data is data but be with someone you love. Life may not be as long but it's worth it.

[via Fox news via The Daily Mail]

Hackers got your computer now it's on to your car.

OK I'm sorry, but Jesus this scares the shit out of me and makes sense.

In the article Car Hackers Can Kill Brakes, Engine, and More on Yahoo News, Robert McMilan explains that researches from University of Washington have looked closely into the software used in most cars today and found some scary stuff that is all accessible through the car's diagnostic system port.

"In a paper set to be presented at a security conference in Oakland, California, next week, the security researchers say that by connecting to a standard diagnostic computer port included in late-model cars, they were able to do some nasty things, such as turning off the brakes, changing the speedometer reading, blasting hot air or music on the radio, and locking passengers in the car."

One of the researches; Tadayoshi Kohno describe the risk of an attack to be extremely low, but with the additional features of Microsoft's Sync (we've all seen the ads) and Chrysler's Uconnect (wireless internet for your car) and now GM being able to control the car with an app for your cell. How long until your car will need the same firewall protection as your computer?

Is it just me or was it better back in the day when you could work on your own car without the problem of worrying how the electronics in the car are going to act? Cars that start, park and maybe soon drive themselves. Just a few key strokes to a remote computer under your dash and next thing you know your in the middle of the desert going 120 MPH.

Reminds me of a movie, maybe closer to reality?


[via Yahoo News]

Music Wednesday - I Wish Skee Lo

Old SKOOL edition

Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
  I wish I was a baller,
  I wish I had a girl who looked good
  I would call her
  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
  and a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller  (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...

[lyrics from elyrics.net] 

LOOK AT ME!! - Television is a drug

 
Television is a drug. from Beth Fulton on Vimeo.

What if your TV could talk? Would it be an attention whore? I think it would be jumping up and down like a little kid "looking what I can do!" Todd Alcott decided to show this through his poem Television. Beth Fulton shows this "visualized" through her video Television is a drug. This is why I don't watch much of it unless it's DVR'ed.

[via thedailywhat]

Music Wednesday - Jonathan Coulton - First of May

How about first week of May ?



I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
[Via The Daily What || Lyrics provided by lyricsmania]

“Soy jism!”

Some Fox 5 News archers from "Good day New York" were discussing National Milk Producers Federation’s argument that soy milk should be called milk at all.

If you can’t call soy milk “milk,” what should you call it? - Greg Kelly asks
“Soy jism!”- anchorwoman Rosanna Scotto responds.

Takes milk mustache to a whole new level.



[via New York Post]

New Egg just wants to give it to your mom

Need some gift advise for Mom on her special day? New Egg has you covered with this great special on an Hitachi Magic Hand Massager. We all now how mom loves her alone time with her personal electronics! Ok I'll stop now.

UPDATE: The customer reviews on Amazon seem to point to this being a great buy!

[NewEgg via The Daily What via Gizmodo]

Music Wednesday - Puddle Of Mudd - Spaceship

It's a corny song but catchy.


Yeah .. alright
Now, now now

A long time ago in a galaxy far awasted
I'm basted come on yeah
I’m in the flow and I got all the flavors you tasted
With sweat dripping down your little back

Cause all night long, said
All night long, I been thinking
About how to get your clothes on the floor
All night long, said
All night long, I been drinking
About how to get your panties on the floor

So let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a Holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Ride, ride-ey-yea-yea-yeah alright

So I’ve been on the go for so long
I can’t stand up, straight and now tell me
I’m in the flow and I got all the flavors you tasted
With sweat dripping down your little back

Cause all night long, said
All night long, I been thinking
About how to get your clothes on the floor
All night long, said
All night long, I been drinking
About how to get your panties on the floor

So let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a Holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Ride, ride

Come on, come on, come on yeah
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
Come on, come on, come on, yeah
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
You know I really want to take you for a little

So let’s get it over and just get naked ooh

So let’s get it over and just get naked
I wanna give you everything I got
I’m a holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride

Come on, come on
Take you for a little ride

Music Wednesday - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Change The World

[Big B]
Raising hustlers, thieves and prostitutes
Young homie, think before you shoot, murderer
Where will our children go
When there's no place safe where they can go

[Bizzy Bone]
And trouble may come and sometimes
You'll get pulled over by one-time
And when the 1999 rewinds, you didn't even make any strides
Murder all around the whole world, it's nauseatin
Everybody's hating everybody, overrated
Why everybody acting agitated, I thought we graduated
Back in the saddle waiting, aboard the battle station
Hating is a birth defect and you know ain't nobody perfect
And when the curtains, close open up the door, no more

[Bridge-Big B]
See we loosing this world we love
And it looks like the sinning won't end
So I'm reaching high up above
Lord, let your blessings begin

[Hook-Big B 4x]
And let's change the world, and let's change the world

[Flesh Bone]
It got me ready to set off the riot
Riding with my Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls
Here we go, roll up some more Phillies
My nigga let me hit it
Niggas we thugs and immortalized, let's get high
It's them niggas you most desire
I can remember from way back in the day
Coming up out the ghetto was a hell of a struggle
From selling the fiends llello
But it was my dream to kick flows and put my people on another level
Now could it be for the lust (lust)?
Could it be for the rush (rush)?
My niggas love when they bust
They steady buck and they duck
They put your dick in the dust
My niggas creeping on a come up
Come up nigga, killer, thuggish ruggish nigga
Nigga, finna' descent into the dawn of a new millennium
Anticipating life without Satan hating,
and all enemies to hell, I'm sendin them

[Hook]

[Layzie Bone]
Everyday the devil at me
And I wish the Lord throw a Hummer at me, I ain't happy
Me and Eazy E in a B-E-N-Z, with my niggas right next to me
It's my legacy, we can't let it stop, uh uh, not now
The whole world ending up in buck-buck-pow
Corruption, destruction, disaster
Everybody tryna rap faster than the master
Oh Lord, could you save my soul?
Nigga tryna go platinum 'round 40 years old
The Lord know we can do this shit
It ain't no stoppin us now 'cause we can prove this shit
Nigga me, Stew D, PD, Freaky G
The whole world wanna be riding with me
I'm in the flesh, let's talk about sex
Babies having babies, Generation X
With the AIDS epidemic, we ain't pure no more
And I know they gotta cure for this shit, we ain't rich
First we lost Eazy, then we lost Pac
Biggie got killed, when this shit gonna stop?
Everybody wanna know what's goin on
with the thuggish, ruggish, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Tryna' get prepared for the Y2K
And if I don't die today, I'm gonna try an change the world

[Hook 2x]

[Wish Bone]
You need a lesson you can learn from rapping
But they try an ban it, realize that it ain't gonna happen
We done changed the world
Ghetto voices being heard and failed
You know it's funny. I got my guns, better arm yourself
Most don't have a clue, if it goes down what to do?
Don't you know this government ain't built for me and you
I have a dream, no, I have a wish
If we can't save ourselves, then let's save the kids
Let the world go, let these babies have somethin
Let the world go, just don't blow this motherfucker up
You kill him, he'll kill you
Some say it stupid but violence really lives where I come from
Hungry little kids where I come from
Judge not me where I come from

[Bridge]

[Hook to fade] 


Lyrics provided by www.AZLyrics.com

Feeling normal yet?

Mike Polk brings it back to us in perspective with:

The Sad Truth About The Typical American Relationship

Although the intention of this is more satire than truth I think that we can agree we all feel a little sad after watching this.

New Look! Same Crap!

You may have noticed that we have updated the place. A little change is a good thing. We will still provide you that fix of randomness but now with a new paint job! 

Enjoy and feel free to comment if something doesn't look right or you can spot an area to improve on.

What really happens when you save the princess

OMG, my new favorite video for the week! Maybe of all time!

Music Wednesday - Michael Franti & Spearhead-Light Up Ya Lighter

Tax Day Edition

Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire
Armageddon is a deadly day, Armageddon is a deadly way
They commin for you everyday, While Senators on holiday

The Army recruiters in the parking lot, Hustling kids there jugglin pot
Listen young man, Listen to my plan , Gonna make you money, gonna make you a man

Bom Bom

Here's what you get, An M-16 and a Kevlar vest
You might come home with one less leg, But this thing will surely keep a bullet out of your chest

So Come on Come on, Sign up, Come on
This one's nothing like Vietnam
Except for the bullets, Except for the bombs,
Except for the youth that's gone

Chorus
So we keep it on, til ya coming home, Higher and Higher
Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire, so we keep it on
Til ya commin home, higher and higher
Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire

Tell me President tell if you will,
How many people does a smart bomb kill
How many of em do you think we got,
The General says we never miss a shot
And we never ever ever keep a body count,
We killin so efficiently we can't keep count
In the Afghan hills the rebels still fightin,
Opium fields keep providin
The best heroin that money can buy
And nobody knows where Osama bin hidin
The press conferences keep on lyin like we don't know

Some say engine engine number nine,
Machine guns on a New York transit line
The war for oil is a war for the beast,
The war on terror is a war on peace
Tellin you they're gonna protect you,
Tellin you that they support the troops
Don't let them fool you with their milk and honey,
No they only want your money
One step forward and two steps back,
Why do veterans get no respect
PTSD and a broken back,
Take a look at where your moneys gone seen
Take a look at what they spend it on
No excuses, No illusions

US Cellular to get the HTC Desire and the Blackberry 8530

I don't see much being posted anymore about US Cellular at the rumor sites but the new rebate forms are out (yes, that's a link of a scanned in rebate form) with some interesting additions. Two are definitely post worthy. The HTC Desire and the Blackberry Bold 9650.

The HTC Desire was rumored to be a GSM only device unlike it's Verizon counter part the Incredible. Both phones are similar in features and specs.
[Via: BGR]


The BB Bold 9650 is essentially the Tour. "Why are you telling me about this?" you may say. The reason... because it not only has the bold branding now, but also the addition of a trackpad and WiFi! (a list of addtional specs can be found here). Some are also saying that the processor in this phone may be the same as the Storm2's. Could this also mean that another non-touch handset like the Curve 8530 will also have Open GL graphics? We shall see.
[Via: pdadb.net]

A small video preview of the HTC Desire:

Now for the difficult question... Do I switch from my beloved blackberry to a little green man? Or do I hang out for another two years? We'll see once the phone gets in the stores where I can play. What would you do?
[a special thanks to USCCSPAWN at howardforums.com for providing the rebate form]

How do you like this Badge B*tch!

Four-square Police, they mean business! Don't freaking take my mayor-ships!

Music Wednesday - Barenaked Ladies-For You

I have set aside everything I love
I have saved everything else for you
I cannot decide what this doubt's made of
Though I thought over it through and through

In a book in a box high upon a shelf
In a locked and guarded vault
Are the things I keep only for myself
It's your fate but it's not your fault

[CHORUS:]
And for every useless reason I know
There's a reason not to care
If I hide myself wherever I go
Am I ever really there?

There is nowhere else I would rather be,
but I can't just be right here
An enigma wrapped in a mystery,
or a fool consumed by fear

[CHORUS]

I will give you all I could ever give
Though it's less than you will need
Could you just forget, if you can't forgive
All the things I cannot concede

[CHORUS]

Works a little too well for my liking, but whatever trips your trigger

This ad was made back in 2004 for Manixgel.

"High Power"

I think something is "Missing from the picture". Seems like it works a little too well....see what I mean? I know it took a minute didn't it. I know, your headed to your closest drug store right now.

(Via the Consumerist)

Happy Easter

Happy Easter!!

Have your kids found all the eggs yet? You know I don't think there are many things to watch on an Easter Sunday... So while you wait here is some Easter toy failures brought to us by Jeepers-media.

Friday Polling - What is your fruit?

Over the course of the next few weeks we'll be making some interesting changes to how we do this blog. Friday polls will be one of them. I love a good discussion as many of my friends will tell you.

Jump out there and vote for your favorite device and tell us why in the comments. I've got a good old 8330 crack-berry curve. Speak out as one may take this information and create a mobile site with the best preference in mind.

Music Wednesday - Gomez - Bone Tire

Bone Tired - Gomez

Oh no, why are you always complaining?
Burning bright, but you're bone tired and fading out
Better to watch you hoist the above,
Always fails to keep the rain out
Could it be there's not me

But its your way of taking it out
Your way of taking it out
And I swear I won't walk out
Or taking the easy way out

Oh no, why are you always the same?
Burning bright, but you're bone tired and there's no doubt
You're climbing up the loneliest hoist a flag that says surrender
Could it be there's no need to climb back down
Put back what you've taken out
Put back what you're taken out
And I swear I won't walk out
Or take the easy way out
I swear you're taking it out
Taking it back all right
I swear I won't walk out
Or take the easy way out

Energy that will hit you like a bullet to the brain.

Have you ever drank 5 RedBulls or Jägerbombs and are still feeling sleepy? Ever wish that AMP Energy drink had enough caffeine to kill a horse now you can!! With 5150 Juice. And yes it comes in a real syringe! So much energy you won't know what to do with yourself.

Now don't get me wrong, but how much caffeine do you really need? I love my coffee, I mean.. I REALLY LIKE MY COFFEE. But I'm not going to add more caffeine to it. This thing is pretty much 500 mL of caffeine straight. They talk about adding it to food, beer, wine, and noodles! I think that we have taken this energy craze a bit too far.

My son Tommy loves juice boxes especially the kool-aid ones. I can only imagine what he would be like with that much caffeine in his blood! He's already moving way too fast as it is, he could be moving at the speed of light on this stuff! At the end of day this stuff changes to pure sugar in your blood. Children + sugar AKA the crank = CRASH!

You could always go out for a night on the town packed with your syringes ready to go for the bar. Getting a beer? Juice it! Whiskey shot? Juice it! Getting ready for a dance with a hotty? Juice it? Light night stop at Taco Hell? Juice it!! This is reminding me of something, something very bad...

After a long night of drinking waking up the next morning to not only a hangover but the worst caffeine headache of your life. But at least the video's of your night of energy will live on in their entirety thanks to you-tube. (Thanks Tiny!)

UPDATE: I was reminded of the best energy drink add ever from PowerThirst (Thanks Mike!).

Thank you internet

You too can learn to defend yourself with nothing.

Really?

Creative but why would u do such a thing. Now my kid is going to be scared that the easter bunny is going to rob us

Man Rulez

 

This need to be said. It's floated around in email long enough. I won't be held back I'll post it.

THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!!

Now it's time for the man's rules. We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.

If you still at work be quite.

Well it's another Friday; time for another time waster. I'm not really a huge fan of Asian television, but I am a fan of Jack-Assery. It's no XMC, but the Quiet Library from Japan takes it to the next level.

Japanese Game Show (Quiet Library)

In the game you get a group of people together (mostly guys, wonder why?) and go to a Library or book store. Now SHHHHHHHHHH! your in a Library, be quiet! Now deal the cards, which all are safe cards except for one with the X. This card means that something very bad, and usually hilarious is about to happen to you. But remember be quiet.

Am I the only one that is thinking that we need to try this game? Well now that my wife has paid her fines off at the local Library maybe we need to take another trip up ;) I'll keep you posted.

Supercharged…

Supercharged…: "

Num Num Num chewy, smokey, bacon rocket!!

It takes the bold to build a rocket. It takes bolder to build it from BACON!

Mention of the day, Gun Fight.

The two most important rules in a gunfight are: Always cheat and Always win! If you find yourself in a fair fight your tactics suck!

T-SHIRT WAR!!

If you looking for some good wasters of time check out Rhett and Link Internetainment's youtube channel. These guys have some definite imagination.

Are you loosing sleep because you are worried about all the earthquakes? Not me

Dave Schumaker from his blog life, technology, outdoors, photography; has posted a very informative piece on the amount of earthquakes that have been happening lately. He brings in a touch of logic in this day and age where the media seems to get a distorted view of what is really news or really worth getting the public worked up about.

Dave writes "After the massive earthquake this past weekend in Chile, MSNBC published a sensationalistic piece entitled, “Is nature out of control?” The Wall Street Journal asked if three massive earthquakes around the world in two months are related and a cause for alarm. The mainstream media, always searching for sensationalistic or fear mongering news, has latched onto the question; are we seeing more earthquakes than normal?

Well, not really. 

To better understand why, let’s take a look at how many earthquakes occur each year on average. The USGS has a fascinating page of earthquake facts and statistics, with the following table:

Magnitude	Average Annually
8 and higher	1 ¹
7 – 7.9	17 ²
6 – 6.9	134 ²
5 – 5.9	1319 ²
4 – 4.9	13,000 (estimated)
3 – 3.9	130,000 (estimated)
2 – 2.9	1,300,000 (estimated)

¹ Based on observations since 1900.
² Based on observations since 1990"
I would like to personally thank Dave for bringing this data out in the open as I have been wondering the same thing and was really starting to get worked up on the matter (THANK YOU FOXNEWS).

If at any point you where wondering about knowing if there was an earthquake or wondering how many we have had in a day visit this page from the USGS. They list all by date time and magnitude.

Oh and by the way there was just a 3.8 quake about an hour ago off-shore northern,CA. Oh well they keep coming, we just hope that the loss of life and devastation is minimal.
Head on over to Dave's blog to read the full article:
Dave Schumaker - "have there really been more earthquakes than average"