I had to share this with you internet.

So a little old lady gets on a bus and sits next to two funny looking Italians. As they begin their ride she over hears the conversation the two are having. She hears the one Italian say: "M and then I cum and the two asses and then I cum again and then two more asses and then I cum again then a Pee-pee and then I cum again and it's done". She snaps her head quickly around giving a death stare. "I don't want to know what you are talking about but please keep it to yourself it is disturbing and gross". They look at each other and the one explains "I was just explaining to my friend how to spell Mississippi".

BAM "(M) and then (I) cum and the two (S) asses and then (I) cum again and then two more (S) asses and then (I) cum again then a (P)ee-(p)ee and then (I) cum again and it's done".