Energy that will hit you like a bullet to the brain.

Have you ever drank 5 RedBulls or Jägerbombs and are still feeling sleepy? Ever wish that AMP Energy drink had enough caffeine to kill a horse now you can!! With 5150 Juice. And yes it comes in a real syringe! So much energy you won't know what to do with yourself.

Now don't get me wrong, but how much caffeine do you really need? I love my coffee, I mean.. I REALLY LIKE MY COFFEE. But I'm not going to add more caffeine to it. This thing is pretty much 500 mL of caffeine straight. They talk about adding it to food, beer, wine, and noodles! I think that we have taken this energy craze a bit too far.

My son Tommy loves juice boxes especially the kool-aid ones. I can only imagine what he would be like with that much caffeine in his blood! He's already moving way too fast as it is, he could be moving at the speed of light on this stuff! At the end of day this stuff changes to pure sugar in your blood. Children + sugar AKA the crank = CRASH!

You could always go out for a night on the town packed with your syringes ready to go for the bar. Getting a beer? Juice it! Whiskey shot? Juice it! Getting ready for a dance with a hotty? Juice it? Light night stop at Taco Hell? Juice it!! This is reminding me of something, something very bad...

After a long night of drinking waking up the next morning to not only a hangover but the worst caffeine headache of your life. But at least the video's of your night of energy will live on in their entirety thanks to you-tube. (Thanks Tiny!)

UPDATE: I was reminded of the best energy drink add ever from PowerThirst (Thanks Mike!).