Music Wednesday - Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU

In the Neutral Zone

I had one of these moments this morning. "I need the computer to do this right now... WTF updates? Really!?!? Now!?!?"
[Via Abstruse Goose via The Daily what]

Differnt app Friday - Text Repeater Free

Text Repeater Free for Android on AppBrain

Ever have one of those days when you just want to bug the shit out of someone? Manually sending them multiple text messages getting your hands all cramped? Feel like harassing that hotty from the bar that gave you their number and then didn't pick up the phone? Looking for an automated way to get your friends to beat the living crap out of you?

Music Wednesday - Ludacris - My Chick Bad ft. Nicki Minaj

My new hero "Detained By The Feds For Not Answering Questions"

Paul Karl from Knife Tricks wrote a very good blog post back this last spring:
I Am Detained By The Feds For Not Answering Questions

I'm posting this because I think there is something we should all take away from this; that the government does work for us, NOT the other way around. We as law abiding citizens need to remember this and not lose sight, and that any small rights we give away now can lead to us giving away much larger rights later. The Police are here to "protect and serve" US!

He writes:

"“Why were you in China?” asked the passport control officer, a woman with the appearance and disposition of a prison matron.

“None of your business,” I said.

Her eyes widened in disbelief.

“Excuse me?” she asked.

“I’m not going to be interrogated as a pre-condition of re-entering my own country,” I said.

Public Restroom Rules

[Via gearfuse via the Daily What]

Different app Thursday - Masturbator Pro

Masturbator Pro for Android on AppBrain
"Your phone smells funny" - there is an app for that. Now with new great features like alternating and vibrate in background.

I'm especially tickled that this is not just named Masturbator, but Masturbator Pro no less.

QR downlaod Masturbator Pro

Music Wednesday - Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare

Nightmare!
(Now your nightmare comes to life)

Dragged ya down below
Down to the devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
But God ain't on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Burn the world your last endeavor

Flesh is burning
You can smell it in the air
Cause men like you have
Such easy soul to steal (steal)
So stand in line while
They ink numbers in your head
You're now a slave
Until the end of time here
Nothing stops the madness,
Burning, haunting, yearning
Pull the trigger

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

(While your nightmare comes to life)

Can't wake up and sweat
Cause it ain't over yet
Still dancing with your demons
Victim of your own creation
Beyond the will to fight
Where all that's wrong is right
Where hate don't need a reason
Loathing self-assassination

You've been lied to
Just to rape you of your site
And now they have the nerve
To tell you how to feel (feel)
So sedated as they
Medicate your brain
And while you slowly
Go insane they tell ya
"Given with the best intentions
help you with your complications"

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
No one to call
Everybody to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

Fight
Not to fail
Not to fall
Or you'll end up like the others
Die
Die again
Drenched in sin
With no respect for another

Down
Feel the fire
Feel the hate
Your pain is what we desire
Lost
Hit the wall
Watch you crawl
Such a replaceable liar

And I know you hear their voices
Calling from above
And I know they may seem real
These signals of love
But our life's made up of choices
Some without appeal
They took for granted your soul
And it's ours now to steal

(As your nightmare comes to life)

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know
That you belong here, yeah
No one to call
Everybody to fear
Your tragic fate is looking so clear, yeah
Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare

[Lyrics via azlyrics.com]