Whatchu talkin’ about God?

Gary Coleman DIED?!?! Whatchu talkin’ about?

Maybe too soon?

[VIA The Daily what|The Washington Post]

IRON BABY

Wow is all that is needed. And I think that I might like watching this more than the actual IRON MAN II.



What if they combined this with "Baby's day out"? Funny and awesome. And it was too a CUTE movie! Wait a min, did I just capitalize cute?

Worth the click

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/8855048.html

Worst Wedding DJ EVER!

There has been a lot of talk about this lately. The guy is definitly that type of wedding singer.


[Via urlesque]

Music Wednesday - Slipknot - Duality with Paul and Roy Mayorga

We will miss you Paul Gray. One thing you may not know about Paul is has filled in as bassist for Unida during their 2003 tour, appeared on Drop Dead, Gorgeous' Worse Than a Fairy Tale, toured briefly with Reggie and the Full Effect and appeared on the Roadrunner United project, performing bass on "The Enemy" and "Baptized in the Redemption" from the project's album The All-Star Sessions. [via Wikipedia for Paul Gray]

In this clip Paul gets down to Duality with Roy Mayorga from Stone Sour. No lyrics needed.

Can we say I told you so?

I remember having this discussion several times.

The point is starting to sink in. By the way friends did you now that bill collectors are starting to use the information from you Facebook to track you down. You know those guys that call your phone a couple times a day? And you were wondering how they got your number.Maybe it was that new friend that is now spamming you to go see there new naked pictures? Might want to check your privacy settings again ;)

[via xkcd]

Music Wednesday - Nikhil Korula Band ~ So High

The Nikhil Korula Band. No Lyrics today as I have forgotten the CD. However you can pick this up on the cheap from Amazon if you like that Bonnaroo sound. Many other good songs like Cool, and Truth also on the same CD (Links to Videos; however the SOLO Cool is not as good as the band's full version in my opinion).

The Way Things Work ~ Nikhil Korula Band
Starting as low as $5! When I picked up mine last month it was $3! Great buy!

Rachel Uchitel going to Playboy, world yawns in shock.

If you could make a resume for Playboy Rachel Uchitel has one hell of a work history.

Between the scandal of Tiger Woods and now David Boreanaz the little hoe has made the best name that playboy could buy. Now not only can we see who she slept with but how it looked. Yea! NOT.

Well if we are in any luck the meme would hold to be true Cougars die younger than sugar daddies.

[Via Fox news]
[pic via sosojuicy]

G Spot Shot

Oh yes you heard right. I need a job on the news I could do a little better.

Cougars die younger than sugar daddies

Ah the Cougar, majestic, deadly moves swiftly to her prey. And then without warning goes in for the kill! Just kidding we've all learned from popular culture what a cougar is, and if you've been to some of our local drinking establishments lord knows you've seen some. But has anyone asked; "Is this healthy behavior?".

A recent German study of the marriage and death records of two million Dutch men and women says NO.

"A woman who bags a man seven to nine years younger than her is 20 percent more likely to die than someone married to a man her own age. And when a cougar weds someone more than 15 years younger than her, the risk soars to more than 30 percent." Fox news

Most of this is blamed on the social differences that comes with age.
It becomes more interesting when things shift to Sugar Daddies the study finds the opposite:

"a man with a wife seven to nine years his junior is 7 per cent less likely to die at any given time than one who picks a woman of the same age" The Daily Mail

They say that between the two the Cougar's mate may not take care of her in her older age, plus along with the added stress of her friends possibly shunning her could be part to blame. But the Sugar daddies mate would take care of him along with giving him that needed "bump" for his social and physical fitness.

Today's lesson: If your a woman dating a younger man you should stop before it kills you!!! If your a man dating a younger woman, good on ya! Hugh Hefner kinda proves the male point. BTW data is data but be with someone you love. Life may not be as long but it's worth it.

[via Fox news via The Daily Mail]

Hackers got your computer now it's on to your car.

OK I'm sorry, but Jesus this scares the shit out of me and makes sense.

In the article Car Hackers Can Kill Brakes, Engine, and More on Yahoo News, Robert McMilan explains that researches from University of Washington have looked closely into the software used in most cars today and found some scary stuff that is all accessible through the car's diagnostic system port.

"In a paper set to be presented at a security conference in Oakland, California, next week, the security researchers say that by connecting to a standard diagnostic computer port included in late-model cars, they were able to do some nasty things, such as turning off the brakes, changing the speedometer reading, blasting hot air or music on the radio, and locking passengers in the car."

One of the researches; Tadayoshi Kohno describe the risk of an attack to be extremely low, but with the additional features of Microsoft's Sync (we've all seen the ads) and Chrysler's Uconnect (wireless internet for your car) and now GM being able to control the car with an app for your cell. How long until your car will need the same firewall protection as your computer?

Is it just me or was it better back in the day when you could work on your own car without the problem of worrying how the electronics in the car are going to act? Cars that start, park and maybe soon drive themselves. Just a few key strokes to a remote computer under your dash and next thing you know your in the middle of the desert going 120 MPH.

Reminds me of a movie, maybe closer to reality?


[via Yahoo News]

Music Wednesday - I Wish Skee Lo

Old SKOOL edition

Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls on the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
  I wish I was a baller,
  I wish I had a girl who looked good
  I would call her
  I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
  and a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme a way to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital
For talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really whack
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is a bomb night
With the hood rats you can hold tight
But really tho' I 'm a figaro
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'ma have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 until the 105
Get off at Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive when your livin'
In a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller  (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should notice how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you , what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like dat
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...

[lyrics from elyrics.net] 

LOOK AT ME!! - Television is a drug

 
Television is a drug. from Beth Fulton on Vimeo.

What if your TV could talk? Would it be an attention whore? I think it would be jumping up and down like a little kid "looking what I can do!" Todd Alcott decided to show this through his poem Television. Beth Fulton shows this "visualized" through her video Television is a drug. This is why I don't watch much of it unless it's DVR'ed.

[via thedailywhat]

Music Wednesday - Jonathan Coulton - First of May

How about first week of May ?



I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
[Via The Daily What || Lyrics provided by lyricsmania]