“Soy jism!”

Some Fox 5 News archers from "Good day New York" were discussing National Milk Producers Federation’s argument that soy milk should be called milk at all.

If you can’t call soy milk “milk,” what should you call it? - Greg Kelly asks
“Soy jism!”- anchorwoman Rosanna Scotto responds.

Takes milk mustache to a whole new level.



[via New York Post]

New Egg just wants to give it to your mom

Need some gift advise for Mom on her special day? New Egg has you covered with this great special on an Hitachi Magic Hand Massager. We all now how mom loves her alone time with her personal electronics! Ok I'll stop now.

UPDATE: The customer reviews on Amazon seem to point to this being a great buy!

[NewEgg via The Daily What via Gizmodo]

Music Wednesday - Puddle Of Mudd - Spaceship

It's a corny song but catchy.


Yeah .. alright
Now, now now

A long time ago in a galaxy far awasted
I'm basted come on yeah
I’m in the flow and I got all the flavors you tasted
With sweat dripping down your little back

Cause all night long, said
All night long, I been thinking
About how to get your clothes on the floor
All night long, said
All night long, I been drinking
About how to get your panties on the floor

So let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a Holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Ride, ride-ey-yea-yea-yeah alright

So I’ve been on the go for so long
I can’t stand up, straight and now tell me
I’m in the flow and I got all the flavors you tasted
With sweat dripping down your little back

Cause all night long, said
All night long, I been thinking
About how to get your clothes on the floor
All night long, said
All night long, I been drinking
About how to get your panties on the floor

So let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a Holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Ride, ride

Come on, come on, come on yeah
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
Come on, come on, come on, yeah
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
You know I really want to take you for a little ride
You know I really want to take you for a little

So let’s get it over and just get naked ooh

So let’s get it over and just get naked
I wanna give you everything I got
I’m a holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride
Let’s get it over and just get naked
With sweat dripping down your little back
I’m a holy roller and I own the spaceship
So let me take you for a little ride

Come on, come on
Take you for a little ride

Music Wednesday - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Change The World

[Big B]
Raising hustlers, thieves and prostitutes
Young homie, think before you shoot, murderer
Where will our children go
When there's no place safe where they can go

[Bizzy Bone]
And trouble may come and sometimes
You'll get pulled over by one-time
And when the 1999 rewinds, you didn't even make any strides
Murder all around the whole world, it's nauseatin
Everybody's hating everybody, overrated
Why everybody acting agitated, I thought we graduated
Back in the saddle waiting, aboard the battle station
Hating is a birth defect and you know ain't nobody perfect
And when the curtains, close open up the door, no more

[Bridge-Big B]
See we loosing this world we love
And it looks like the sinning won't end
So I'm reaching high up above
Lord, let your blessings begin

[Hook-Big B 4x]
And let's change the world, and let's change the world

[Flesh Bone]
It got me ready to set off the riot
Riding with my Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls
Here we go, roll up some more Phillies
My nigga let me hit it
Niggas we thugs and immortalized, let's get high
It's them niggas you most desire
I can remember from way back in the day
Coming up out the ghetto was a hell of a struggle
From selling the fiends llello
But it was my dream to kick flows and put my people on another level
Now could it be for the lust (lust)?
Could it be for the rush (rush)?
My niggas love when they bust
They steady buck and they duck
They put your dick in the dust
My niggas creeping on a come up
Come up nigga, killer, thuggish ruggish nigga
Nigga, finna' descent into the dawn of a new millennium
Anticipating life without Satan hating,
and all enemies to hell, I'm sendin them

[Hook]

[Layzie Bone]
Everyday the devil at me
And I wish the Lord throw a Hummer at me, I ain't happy
Me and Eazy E in a B-E-N-Z, with my niggas right next to me
It's my legacy, we can't let it stop, uh uh, not now
The whole world ending up in buck-buck-pow
Corruption, destruction, disaster
Everybody tryna rap faster than the master
Oh Lord, could you save my soul?
Nigga tryna go platinum 'round 40 years old
The Lord know we can do this shit
It ain't no stoppin us now 'cause we can prove this shit
Nigga me, Stew D, PD, Freaky G
The whole world wanna be riding with me
I'm in the flesh, let's talk about sex
Babies having babies, Generation X
With the AIDS epidemic, we ain't pure no more
And I know they gotta cure for this shit, we ain't rich
First we lost Eazy, then we lost Pac
Biggie got killed, when this shit gonna stop?
Everybody wanna know what's goin on
with the thuggish, ruggish, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Tryna' get prepared for the Y2K
And if I don't die today, I'm gonna try an change the world

[Hook 2x]

[Wish Bone]
You need a lesson you can learn from rapping
But they try an ban it, realize that it ain't gonna happen
We done changed the world
Ghetto voices being heard and failed
You know it's funny. I got my guns, better arm yourself
Most don't have a clue, if it goes down what to do?
Don't you know this government ain't built for me and you
I have a dream, no, I have a wish
If we can't save ourselves, then let's save the kids
Let the world go, let these babies have somethin
Let the world go, just don't blow this motherfucker up
You kill him, he'll kill you
Some say it stupid but violence really lives where I come from
Hungry little kids where I come from
Judge not me where I come from

[Bridge]

[Hook to fade] 


Lyrics provided by www.AZLyrics.com

Feeling normal yet?

Mike Polk brings it back to us in perspective with:

The Sad Truth About The Typical American Relationship

Although the intention of this is more satire than truth I think that we can agree we all feel a little sad after watching this.

New Look! Same Crap!

You may have noticed that we have updated the place. A little change is a good thing. We will still provide you that fix of randomness but now with a new paint job! 

Enjoy and feel free to comment if something doesn't look right or you can spot an area to improve on.

What really happens when you save the princess

OMG, my new favorite video for the week! Maybe of all time!

Music Wednesday - Michael Franti & Spearhead-Light Up Ya Lighter

Tax Day Edition

Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire
Armageddon is a deadly day, Armageddon is a deadly way
They commin for you everyday, While Senators on holiday

The Army recruiters in the parking lot, Hustling kids there jugglin pot
Listen young man, Listen to my plan , Gonna make you money, gonna make you a man

Bom Bom

Here's what you get, An M-16 and a Kevlar vest
You might come home with one less leg, But this thing will surely keep a bullet out of your chest

So Come on Come on, Sign up, Come on
This one's nothing like Vietnam
Except for the bullets, Except for the bombs,
Except for the youth that's gone

Chorus
So we keep it on, til ya coming home, Higher and Higher
Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire, so we keep it on
Til ya commin home, higher and higher
Fire, fire, fire, light up ya lighter, fire fire fire

Tell me President tell if you will,
How many people does a smart bomb kill
How many of em do you think we got,
The General says we never miss a shot
And we never ever ever keep a body count,
We killin so efficiently we can't keep count
In the Afghan hills the rebels still fightin,
Opium fields keep providin
The best heroin that money can buy
And nobody knows where Osama bin hidin
The press conferences keep on lyin like we don't know

Some say engine engine number nine,
Machine guns on a New York transit line
The war for oil is a war for the beast,
The war on terror is a war on peace
Tellin you they're gonna protect you,
Tellin you that they support the troops
Don't let them fool you with their milk and honey,
No they only want your money
One step forward and two steps back,
Why do veterans get no respect
PTSD and a broken back,
Take a look at where your moneys gone seen
Take a look at what they spend it on
No excuses, No illusions

US Cellular to get the HTC Desire and the Blackberry 8530

I don't see much being posted anymore about US Cellular at the rumor sites but the new rebate forms are out (yes, that's a link of a scanned in rebate form) with some interesting additions. Two are definitely post worthy. The HTC Desire and the Blackberry Bold 9650.

The HTC Desire was rumored to be a GSM only device unlike it's Verizon counter part the Incredible. Both phones are similar in features and specs.
[Via: BGR]


The BB Bold 9650 is essentially the Tour. "Why are you telling me about this?" you may say. The reason... because it not only has the bold branding now, but also the addition of a trackpad and WiFi! (a list of addtional specs can be found here). Some are also saying that the processor in this phone may be the same as the Storm2's. Could this also mean that another non-touch handset like the Curve 8530 will also have Open GL graphics? We shall see.
[Via: pdadb.net]

A small video preview of the HTC Desire:

Now for the difficult question... Do I switch from my beloved blackberry to a little green man? Or do I hang out for another two years? We'll see once the phone gets in the stores where I can play. What would you do?
[a special thanks to USCCSPAWN at howardforums.com for providing the rebate form]

How do you like this Badge B*tch!

Four-square Police, they mean business! Don't freaking take my mayor-ships!

Music Wednesday - Barenaked Ladies-For You

I have set aside everything I love
I have saved everything else for you
I cannot decide what this doubt's made of
Though I thought over it through and through

In a book in a box high upon a shelf
In a locked and guarded vault
Are the things I keep only for myself
It's your fate but it's not your fault

[CHORUS:]
And for every useless reason I know
There's a reason not to care
If I hide myself wherever I go
Am I ever really there?

There is nowhere else I would rather be,
but I can't just be right here
An enigma wrapped in a mystery,
or a fool consumed by fear

[CHORUS]

I will give you all I could ever give
Though it's less than you will need
Could you just forget, if you can't forgive
All the things I cannot concede

[CHORUS]

Works a little too well for my liking, but whatever trips your trigger

This ad was made back in 2004 for Manixgel.

"High Power"

I think something is "Missing from the picture". Seems like it works a little too well....see what I mean? I know it took a minute didn't it. I know, your headed to your closest drug store right now.

(Via the Consumerist)

Happy Easter

Happy Easter!!

Have your kids found all the eggs yet? You know I don't think there are many things to watch on an Easter Sunday... So while you wait here is some Easter toy failures brought to us by Jeepers-media.

Friday Polling - What is your fruit?

Over the course of the next few weeks we'll be making some interesting changes to how we do this blog. Friday polls will be one of them. I love a good discussion as many of my friends will tell you.

Jump out there and vote for your favorite device and tell us why in the comments. I've got a good old 8330 crack-berry curve. Speak out as one may take this information and create a mobile site with the best preference in mind.