Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Music Wednesday - Gomez - Bone Tire
Oh no, why are you always complaining?
Burning bright, but you're bone tired and fading out
Better to watch you hoist the above,
Always fails to keep the rain out
Could it be there's not me
But its your way of taking it out
Your way of taking it out
And I swear I won't walk out
Or taking the easy way out
Oh no, why are you always the same?
Burning bright, but you're bone tired and there's no doubt
You're climbing up the loneliest hoist a flag that says surrender
Could it be there's no need to climb back down
Put back what you've taken out
Put back what you're taken out
And I swear I won't walk out
Or take the easy way out
I swear you're taking it out
Taking it back all right
I swear I won't walk out
Or take the easy way out
Friday, March 26, 2010
Energy that will hit you like a bullet to the brain.
Have you ever drank 5 RedBulls or Jägerbombs and are still feeling sleepy? Ever wish that AMP Energy drink had enough caffeine to kill a horse now you can!! With 5150 Juice. And yes it comes in a real syringe! So much energy you won't know what to do with yourself.
Now don't get me wrong, but how much caffeine do you really need? I love my coffee, I mean.. I REALLY LIKE MY COFFEE. But I'm not going to add more caffeine to it. This thing is pretty much 500 mL of caffeine straight. They talk about adding it to food, beer, wine, and noodles! I think that we have taken this energy craze a bit too far.
My son Tommy loves juice boxes especially the kool-aid ones. I can only imagine what he would be like with that much caffeine in his blood! He's already moving way too fast as it is, he could be moving at the speed of light on this stuff! At the end of day this stuff changes to pure sugar in your blood. Children + sugar AKA the crank = CRASH!
You could always go out for a night on the town packed with your syringes ready to go for the bar. Getting a beer? Juice it! Whiskey shot? Juice it! Getting ready for a dance with a hotty? Juice it? Light night stop at Taco Hell? Juice it!! This is reminding me of something, something very bad...
After a long night of drinking waking up the next morning to not only a hangover but the worst caffeine headache of your life. But at least the video's of your night of energy will live on in their entirety thanks to you-tube. (Thanks Tiny!)
UPDATE: I was reminded of the best energy drink add ever from PowerThirst (Thanks Mike!).
Now don't get me wrong, but how much caffeine do you really need? I love my coffee, I mean.. I REALLY LIKE MY COFFEE. But I'm not going to add more caffeine to it. This thing is pretty much 500 mL of caffeine straight. They talk about adding it to food, beer, wine, and noodles! I think that we have taken this energy craze a bit too far.
My son Tommy loves juice boxes especially the kool-aid ones. I can only imagine what he would be like with that much caffeine in his blood! He's already moving way too fast as it is, he could be moving at the speed of light on this stuff! At the end of day this stuff changes to pure sugar in your blood. Children + sugar AKA the crank = CRASH!
You could always go out for a night on the town packed with your syringes ready to go for the bar. Getting a beer? Juice it! Whiskey shot? Juice it! Getting ready for a dance with a hotty? Juice it? Light night stop at Taco Hell? Juice it!! This is reminding me of something, something very bad...
After a long night of drinking waking up the next morning to not only a hangover but the worst caffeine headache of your life. But at least the video's of your night of energy will live on in their entirety thanks to you-tube. (Thanks Tiny!)
UPDATE: I was reminded of the best energy drink add ever from PowerThirst (Thanks Mike!).
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Really?
Creative but why would u do such a thing. Now my kid is going to be scared that the easter bunny is going to rob us
Man Rulez
This need to be said. It's floated around in email long enough. I won't be held back I'll post it.
THERE'S A NEW SET OF RULES NOW!!
Now it's time for the man's rules. We always hear "the rules" for the feminine side. Ok - we are now going to hear the rules from the man's side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.
If you still at work be quite.
Well it's another Friday; time for another time waster. I'm not really a huge fan of Asian television, but I am a fan of Jack-Assery. It's no XMC, but the Quiet Library from Japan takes it to the next level.
In the game you get a group of people together (mostly guys, wonder why?) and go to a Library or book store. Now SHHHHHHHHHH! your in a Library, be quiet! Now deal the cards, which all are safe cards except for one with the X. This card means that something very bad, and usually hilarious is about to happen to you. But remember be quiet.
Am I the only one that is thinking that we need to try this game? Well now that my wife has paid her fines off at the local Library maybe we need to take another trip up ;) I'll keep you posted.
Japanese Game Show (Quiet Library)
In the game you get a group of people together (mostly guys, wonder why?) and go to a Library or book store. Now SHHHHHHHHHH! your in a Library, be quiet! Now deal the cards, which all are safe cards except for one with the X. This card means that something very bad, and usually hilarious is about to happen to you. But remember be quiet.
Am I the only one that is thinking that we need to try this game? Well now that my wife has paid her fines off at the local Library maybe we need to take another trip up ;) I'll keep you posted.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Num Num Num chewy, smokey, bacon rocket!!
It takes the bold to build a rocket. It takes bolder to build it from BACON!
Monday, March 8, 2010
Mention of the day, Gun Fight.
The two most important rules in a gunfight are: Always cheat and Always win! If you find yourself in a fair fight your tactics suck!
Friday, March 5, 2010
T-SHIRT WAR!!
If you looking for some good wasters of time check out Rhett and Link Internetainment's youtube channel. These guys have some definite imagination.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Are you loosing sleep because you are worried about all the earthquakes? Not me
Dave Schumaker from his blog life, technology, outdoors, photography; has posted a very informative piece on the amount of earthquakes that have been happening lately. He brings in a touch of logic in this day and age where the media seems to get a distorted view of what is really news or really worth getting the public worked up about.
Dave writes "After the massive earthquake this past weekend in Chile, MSNBC published a sensationalistic piece entitled, “Is nature out of control?” The Wall Street Journal asked if three massive earthquakes around the world in two months are related and a cause for alarm. The mainstream media, always searching for sensationalistic or fear mongering news, has latched onto the question; are we seeing more earthquakes than normal?
Well, not really.
To better understand why, let’s take a look at how many earthquakes occur each year on average. The USGS has a fascinating page of earthquake facts and statistics, with the following table:
Magnitude | Average Annually |
---|---|
8 and higher | 1 ¹ |
7 – 7.9 | 17 ² |
6 – 6.9 | 134 ² |
5 – 5.9 | 1319 ² |
4 – 4.9 | 13,000 (estimated) |
3 – 3.9 | 130,000 (estimated) |
2 – 2.9 | 1,300,000 (estimated) |
² Based on observations since 1990"
I would like to personally thank Dave for bringing this data out in the open as I have been wondering the same thing and was really starting to get worked up on the matter (THANK YOU FOXNEWS).
If at any point you where wondering about knowing if there was an earthquake or wondering how many we have had in a day visit this page from the USGS. They list all by date time and magnitude.
Oh and by the way there was just a 3.8 quake about an hour ago off-shore northern,CA. Oh well they keep coming, we just hope that the loss of life and devastation is minimal.
Dave Schumaker - "have there really been more earthquakes than average"
Monday, March 1, 2010
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